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Cockbiter 

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Cockbiter by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009

cock butter jamcicle

A creamy frozen sweet summertime treat made of cock butter jammed with goodness on a stick.
Boy, it's hot! I sure wish I had a cock butter jamcicle to cool me off! Those hit the spot.
cock butter jamcicle by Rhondi420 December 13, 2019
instant win word when playing dirty words scrabble - if anyone can make this word they win instantly
i wish i had cokbutter
cokbutter by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Cockbutt Lafagget 

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.
Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL
Cockbutt Lafagget by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009

crocbutter 

That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.
I tasted crocbutter when I heard Maddox was shutting down his webpage.
crocbutter by SuperV November 16, 2007