When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD!
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
You’ve been “Colburned”
The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy.
Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal.
Will say anything to get a girl in bed.
Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods.
Has lame pick up lines.
Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth.
Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick.
Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom.
Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.
When you get the worst sex of your life and you still get Colburned
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
Don’t date in Ohio unless you want to get Colburned.
When you’re expecting 8 inches but barely get 5….. What a Colburn!!
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Chavs run the place selling drugs and police are scared of the 11 years olds
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Person 1: “Are you coming over to colburn?”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”
Person 2: “Are you crazy? That place is an absolute shithole!”
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Dude, if the only proof you have for a civilization on the moon is a couple of old John Lear photographs, you're gonna get Cogburned!
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