"Clark Kent on a cross!"

- interjection sometimes offensive, religious people will use this curse instead of so they will not take the Lords name in vain. It is also a Pop-culture reference to the comic book 'Superman' which took the allegory of Moses and Jesus Christ from the Bible and made Clark Kent's superhero alter-ego.

A Roman Catholic School Girl would shout out "Clark Kent on a cross!" after stubbing her toe, so not to offend a preist or a nun, much.

by Mercel Arthur January 4, 2008

Clark Kent Syndrome

Based off Superman, it's the inability to notice that someone wearing glasses and that person not wearing glasses are the same person.

Kyle: Tim? Is that you?

Tim: Yeah.

Kyle: Oh. I almost didn't notice you with your glasses on.

Tim: Yep. That's Clark Kent Syndrome for you.

by Rommer711 August 25, 2010

clark kent a ho

To lie to a ho over and over again and then run into a phone booth and bang another ho

I Clark Kent a ho that hoooooooooooooooo!!

by Hank Shoemaker July 5, 2008

to pull a Clark Kent

Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...

to pull a Clark Kent

A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did

by Dato Macabee 1982 November 10, 2009

The Clark Kent

When through most of your daily life your an introvert but when it comes to relationships and sex you're the dominant one.

"Don't let their looks fool you sure they take shit from a lot of people But I hear they're a real Clark Kent when it comes to their love life."
i.e The Clark Kent

by Carmillaneedles November 12, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010