Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.
Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
by NancyKerrigan August 31, 2013
Get the Clarissa mug.Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!
Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.
by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021
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Get the Clarissa mug.If you meet a girl named Clarsha, dang you need to consider your self a blessing. Clarsha’s is a beautiful, sweet, loyal, hot, smart, cute, perfect gurl. But, she can be naughty and extremely dangerous at times. She’ll be a psycho BITCH when you get in their bad side
by an ordinary girl June 14, 2020
Get the clarsha mug.All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.
Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.
by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021
Get the Santa Clarita mug.name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.
Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.
Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.
Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful
by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010
Get the Clarissa mug.A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !
by HellaFella February 4, 2010
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