chochmonkey

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010

Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

crotchmonkey

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

by 60 Central March 18, 2008