A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
by Im Case December 13, 2014
To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.
Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."
by KingEm December 13, 2014
To have sex.
by TooApologetic December 13, 2014
An Innuendo for sex that starts with a bottle of wild turkey ends in a bedroom and somewhere in between a chicken is killed. Term invented by James Ryan Haywood of Rooster teeth / Achievement Hunter.
by Mr. Damien Bane December 13, 2014
by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014
To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
by Rasus December 12, 2014
They were catching the crazy turkey last night
by Qmandogawesome December 13, 2014