Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

by erak September 24, 2008

carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

by Dybeck April 09, 2003

carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero October 27, 2008

i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

by i smell like beef :/ May 28, 2019

carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.

by SumB January 28, 2021

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 28, 2024

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 December 01, 2021