Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis

yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?

by erak January 12, 2009

carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

by Dybeck April 09, 2003

carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo

the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.

by jamesdondero December 09, 2008

i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.

Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.

by justsomedewd March 17, 2021

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021