Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Caress my pp

Another way to say "Caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend you don't caress my pp
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Caress the hue

The very soft back hand touch upon the side of another's face to show affection.

As I gazed into her eyes I felt the urge, and then acted upon the urge to caress the hue.

by King Wilson June 3, 2022

Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

by flumpis December 24, 2008

ardent caress

A passionate, affectionate and/or warm stroke. An act of physically affectionate soothing.

A soft stroke of the back while snuggling might be considered an ardent caress.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

by a zookeeper September 28, 2010

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

by qxan December 9, 2008