A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.
Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
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A girl who is always there for you and is incredibly beautiful. She’s always part of the popular squad and also somehow gets into drama she doesn’t want to be in. Even with the drama she’s still the bubbly girl everyone knows. Though her laugh is crazy and makes things even funnier she takes her friendships seriously. If she says sorry she really means it from the bottom of her heart. She’s very fragile so she’s known to break down but that’s only when she’s hurt by someone or something serious. She’s very athletic and always has a boyfriend 24/7.
In the end she’s caring, beautiful, and the best friend that everyone wants:)
In the end she’s caring, beautiful, and the best friend that everyone wants:)
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