A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
by Jack Hoes March 2, 2010
Get the 13/f/cali mug.most well known person in highland park. she has a bad reputation and has some stupid "transgender" cat. she is obsessed with jensen and always with this katie girl. people like to yell her name and make musicaly duets with her because she is amazing at musicly!!!!! she is in love with chick-fil-a and goes there like every single day!!
by cardibisdaddy123 June 7, 2018
Get the cali butler mug.A person who cares about other people but doesn’t understand certain things you say. He could be someone who makes you feel like your perfect or someone who makes you feel like you’re very imperfect. He loves to protect the ones he loves and just ignore the ones he doesn’t. It’s either he loves you or he doesn’t there’s no in between. Sometimes he will believe the ones who he’s known the longest but other times it’s the one he knows who’s telling the truth. Sometimes he will walk with you through thick or thin or he will just leave you behind. Sometimes he will understand you but other times It’s like you won’t be talking to anyone. Sometimes he’s caring other times he can be a bit rude. He might not walk with you or go places with you but he’s sometimes there. When you’re feeling left out he will sometimes include you in or exclude you. Don’t try to tell you feelings to him or he won’t understand it but some do understand it. Don’t expect him to tell you he loves you all the time because that’s not always the case. You have to be patient with him or else your friendship/relationship will go downhill really quick. He won’t kiss you unless he really really really really wants to. If you try to kiss him too early then he will turn the kiss down and not talk to you for a while. He’s a lot of work and you have to help him be a good person. Overall Calib’s are pretty cool.
Female: I heard that Calib is ALOT of work how do you do it?
Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.
Other female: It takes a whole lot of patience.
by Very special person February 26, 2019
Get the Calib mug.An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.
by CarSceneGuru September 11, 2019
Get the Cali Crooks mug.California was the place to be back in the day, now its full of trash, stolen shopping carts, strollers, and taquerias. It's time to get out of Calibarrio and move to Airzona.
by redwhiteandblue22 May 7, 2010
Get the CALIBARRIO mug.A Caleigh is usually really athletic, smart and beautiful but will never admit it. Caleigh is also a really nice person but sometimes she can get really feisty so always watch your back with a Caleigh around!
She usually would love cats, friends, family and sports! But when a Caleigh is around she always will have your back and no matter what she will be there by your side always.
She usually would love cats, friends, family and sports! But when a Caleigh is around she always will have your back and no matter what she will be there by your side always.
by Iamawesome22! March 20, 2017
Get the Caleigh mug.A girl who is similar to a southern belle, but lives in California. Very sweet and kind also has a charm that's indescribable; A radiant smile, great humor, and mild manners.
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