buttcake

the act of various men ejaculating on the face of a young women or old women and the women is getting a perverse pleasure out of it.

todd tomas and jeremy where going to buttcake tiff, but she didn't want to mess up here hair.

by todd allen July 8, 2007

ButtCake Cup Muffin

This is when a woman shits in a paper muffin cup and her partner cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so, and may result in the oven having to be replaced.

It may also be known as a butt muffin, chocolate truffle, or butt cake.

Man 1: Me and Sheila did some delicious baking last night.
Man 2: Oh yeah, what'd you bake, some buttcake cup muffins?

by Rod Weedan April 20, 2008

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Buttnaked

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by butt February 20, 2003

Buttnaked

Not wearing underware.

Jasmine was buttnaked after serving detention.

by Anonymous July 31, 2002

Buttcake

Buttcakes is a term of endearment for your mom, your dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your Latin lover, your friends, your teacher, that homeless man on the side of the road whose probably high on sharpie, yourself, the voices in your head, the Dolan Twins, and your dog. Do not use it on French people though, just don't. Please. Help. The voices are back. Help. Cdrjfhxdgafagfjkhjhjggd-help-dggdjgukhdgdhdthbuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcakebuttcake

Hey buttcake you lookin mighty fine, been doing squats?

by Datgirlpotato November 2, 2018

Buttcake

A noun used to describe someone who's both delicious and full of shit.

OMG Becky, that Ronda girl is such a buttcake! You better keep a distance from her!

by TittyClashXOXO August 14, 2016