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Charlie Broseph

adjective (used with person)

A straight male who is a self-proclaimed example of big dick energy - he likely has a wife but only uses her as a platform to prosthelytize about his sexual prowess. Nothing is private with a Charlie Broseph.

Common brags include telling you that other men's girlfriends send him nudes regularly.

He spends his days calling other men “beta”, issuing the “down below” challenge, and posting social media statuses and memes that masquerade as feminist advice but in actuality are extremely sexist.

He is usually surrounded by legions of female fans on Facebook but it is likely these are fake accounts created by none other than Charlie Broseph himself.
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Woman 1: It was really weird, I changed my profile picture to this sexy photo I took the other night and this guy just popped up on my friend requests messaging me saying I'm a "gorgus queen" and to let him know if I ever need a shoulder to cry on

Woman 2: If his name wasn't Charlie Broseph it sure should be!

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Man 1: I told this guy on Facebook that the memes he posted about women liking it rough were actually pretty disgusting and he messaged me saying my girlfriend sent him nudes the other day

Man 2: Looks like you've got yourself a Charlie Broseph!
by VeetMagician January 4, 2019
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Broseph

The highest rank a bro can obtain in all of brodom. Totally brotastic, hella tan, and consumes only beefs broganoff and Natty Light.
Bro1: Sup Brogan!
Bro2: Sup Broseph.
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Brahseph

A derivative of the words 'Brah' and 'Joseph'

Brah + seph= brahseph
Mike said, "Hey, brahseph."

"Brahseph, I told you that was my tang," proclaimed George.
by LifeofPseudo December 16, 2008
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brosephine

Did you see her foam block sandals and black and blonde paneled hair? Yeah, definitely a brosephine.
by Alexandra Thomas February 4, 2006
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Broseph Stalin

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).
Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"
by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 15, 2010
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Brosepholopod

A cross between a broseph and a cepholopod.
Guy 1: hey brosepholopod! What's up?
Guy 2: nothing much, bro.
by Nikolus April 28, 2012
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brosephorous rex

King of all bros, bras, bro-bras, and brosephs; regardless of sex, race or genus.

Derived from the Latin, "brosephorius" meaning bro, bra, or broseph; and "rex" meaning king.
After I saw that sick 1080 rail jam, I knew he was the jib show's brosephorous rex!
by B$Hoez October 8, 2006
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