brandon

dark hair and magistic blue eyes, brandons are loyal boyfriends, (even when there mothers dont approve of you). he is one of the most romantic and sweet people you will ever meet. when he loves his girlfriend his love is true, if you ever get the privliage to be friends with a brandon you are lucky you have found a loyal and honest friend for life!!
i love brandon!!!!!

dont we all?
by secret blond and brunettee December 14, 2012
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brandon

A little bitch who loves to shove giant dicks up his ass while watching gay elmo porn
Brandon: Big sucks in peoples asses
by walrusking6758 March 10, 2017
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brandon

Brandon:Stop starting sh*t with me!

Stephanie:I'm not starting anything with you!You need to stop being an asshole to everyone because they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole on earth!
by babii b December 29, 2008
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brandon

look at that brandon in cargo shorts and a 59 50 hat
by sperry's and cream January 28, 2011
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brandon is one of the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh, and put a smile on your face for the whole day. he’s my favorite person. his personality, looks, and everything all together amazes me because he is so perfect. every single little thing he does keeps amazing me everyday and he is truly my soulmate. my everything. don’t ever doubt dating brandon bc he will change your perspective on anything. makes you see the world for what it is and helps you love yourself. he’s the type of person of not having good memory and very picky about his food. he tries to not make you uncomfortable on intimate moments. he makes you feel that special spark that you’ve never felt before, just like fireworks or rollercoasters. he is athletic and hopefully only loves one person forever.
i would love brandon even through an apocalypse.
by 2bv-sc9 April 22, 2023
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brandon

brandon is hoe, he knows it too. he not even sneaky with it.
girl #1: You know my boyfriend Brandon ??

girl #2: Yo boyfriend ? I thought that was mines.

janitor thats always staring : thats funny because last week when i was sweeping, brandon told me to bend over and hold the dustpan.
by ifyoudontknowmeyourboydo. March 28, 2020
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brandon

the most hottest, finest, cutest, bestest guy in the world. when people see him walk past, they stare. he's tall, and has a deep voice, and will look you straight in the eye for a solid 5 seconds. he has colored hair, and is an absolute god.
person:did you see that boy in the hall?
girl:yeah.. his name is brandon
by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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