brainstomping

when someone has been thoroughly destroyed.

Drew Roadruck was brainstomped by the principal on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 for dry-humping a small innocent child in the men's restroom....brainstomping

by mark twainge April 1, 2009

brianstellskinnie

coolest mutual i have and is so pogchamp🙁

brianstellskinnie is the best person to ever exist and has an amazing discord server‼️‼️

by dnfowo/bunny/eugene July 20, 2021

brainsturbation

when you can't concentrate on anything at all, as if your brain was occupying all of its time with masturbation. Much like an extended brain fart that won't go away.

My friend was trying to have a conversation with me, but I was having a huge problem with brainsturbation.

by serunato August 28, 2009

Brainsomniac

To think so intensely, that sleep cannot be acheived. People who are unable to fall asleep because they are of superior intellect & can't turn off their minds. A blending of the words brainiac and insomniac.

Sally was still awake at 2AM because she is a brainsomniac.

by The Brilliant Blonde March 18, 2010

brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010

Brainsexual

A person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong brain bond with someone other than themselves.

Natasha: Hey, do you think Brian likes me?
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.

Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 26, 2018

Brainsies

When you and another person connect on another level, where it appears you've read each other's minds.

Synonyms: twinsies, besties, and jinx.

Keziah: "I've been thinking we should eat ass"
Richard: "OMG, you read my mind!
Keziah & Richard: "BRAINSIES!"

by puzzlemaster July 17, 2020