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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

N.B : This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if he finds it appropriate, book you for a night in the slammer or the big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.

boy b) I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma November 2, 2012
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booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail
boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2012
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To write about a time you committed sexual assault as if it was nothing more than the behavior of a young man and then destroy another man's life because of an allegation of the same behavior which the man in question fiercely denies.
Cory Bookered for the doctor because he was attempting to gain political favor. He didn't care that the allegation against Brett amounted to the same thing he'd written about doing, himself, at a similar age.
by Alice1918 September 29, 2018
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steve: hey did you see that guy?

ned: yeh hes such a booker.
by T0M123456789 April 25, 2019
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When someone has a taco bell in as bong & uses it instead of bong water
Jason took a booker in my new piece what the frick man
by Goatmanvonshnitzlehymen February 2, 2020
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A guy you hang with who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but deep down he’s just really bad at making card towers and isn’t that funny. He likes books a lot, hence booker.
That guy was really giving me booker vibes
by Sasch June 7, 2020
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