Boob job

Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9

Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate

by King_of_Hearts_Tim November 14, 2019

Mexican Boob Job

When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.

"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."

by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011

Asymmetrical boob job

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other

Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*

by CreeperAbomination December 14, 2014

budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't

He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.

by greensunset September 30, 2012

New Jersey Boob Job

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

by amooseinahummer March 8, 2011

DIY De-Boob Job

When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.

Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.

by Tammieb126 May 30, 2022