An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.
by Amaranth March 29, 2004
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Mary: Ooh, let me see?
*Tom lifts up his shirt to show her his back*
Mary: Ooh, looks painful. D'ye want a bodyglove?
Tom: What?
*Mary slaps his back full-force and runs away laughing*
Mary: Ooh, let me see?
*Tom lifts up his shirt to show her his back*
Mary: Ooh, looks painful. D'ye want a bodyglove?
Tom: What?
*Mary slaps his back full-force and runs away laughing*
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