When the initial 911 call went out…
Cop: What are we looking for?
Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!
(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).
Cop: What are we looking for?
Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!
(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).
We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!
by Neoblog January 05, 2022
by SPEDcial Forces May 21, 2008
Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment
by Sexydimma December 03, 2015
a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
by Shortie-Nicole July 08, 2009
Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!
by BayAreaBiker July 28, 2008
the best friend u could ever have, she will be a little boy crazy but is a kinda sweet gentle person, her bestie is usally names christina
hope bobbitt is a great friend
by chickenlgehshgsgs March 15, 2021
by Troubleshøøter January 14, 2021