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Blumke

When your wife has a three way with a Nigerian and a pit bull
I had a friend once. His wife would Blumke him every time she went to Vegas
by MattJGoaltender69 January 22, 2020
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country blumken

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006
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blukey

its an adjictive i made up meaning 'your an idiot' like the guy bluke on that show 'the weekenders'
OMG your so fucking blukey!!
by Misfit-ox April 21, 2007
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blumeyer

The loneliest person you'll ever meet. He is never nice to the people who are nice to him. He is despised by everyone. He is not the most good looking guy and he has a very bad personality
Watch out it's Blumeyer!
by Hejwowgd October 7, 2017
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Blunkey

A person thats black and picks cotton and is good at basketball and running and likes eating kfc and watermelon and their favourite drink is kool aid.
Ben is a blunkey.
by Blunkey hater June 18, 2023
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bumkey

A name given to a person of non binary gender that likes to be probed by a mushroom.
That fag is a bumkey
by Copperlor April 27, 2024
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Blumey'd

When you get scammed by a friend but they act like everything is still Okay
That poor guy got blumey'd
by Poor Innocent Soul April 11, 2025
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