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texas blow dryer

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Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016
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California Blow Dryer

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The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

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The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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Rappahannock Blow-dryer

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The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.
Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!
by Dyson747 March 22, 2025
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Wisconsin blow dryer

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That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
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Pleasantville Blow Dryer

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Also known as a PBD, is when a man bends over and farts milk into a girls ass, this is also called a farty milk transplant.
I just did a Pleasantville Blow Dryer on your mom last night.
by dom g goochi September 2, 2025
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A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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