Blogroll

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.

Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.

by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

bogroll

A bit like a "forward roll" but especially adapted for swampy areas, it was invented by Mr.Deevun Parp from the village of Cackpile in Swampshire. Since the technique afforded the traveller a clean arse at the end of his journey, the term has more recently been adopted to refer to toilet-tissue

"Give us a bogroll Deevun"

by Twizla January 26, 2005

Bogroll

another way of saying toilet paper,
typically used in england in urban centers, for example: London, Manchester or any other city within england.

london chav 1: oi oi bruv gis some bogroll would ya? ill give you a fiver.
london chav 2: nah mate this bogroll is mine innit!

by Bigdallas May 21, 2020

blogrolled

To have added a blog to a blogroll.

Dude, that prick still hasn't blogrolled me.

by Drew Miller IA March 14, 2006

Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

bogroll

English slang for hot/ fit.
Typically used in the 2000’s - popularised by singer/ songwriter Cheryl Cole.

“Have you seen that bird she’s so bogroll.”

by pookieeeebear October 14, 2022

bluntroll

The hateful act of "Rickrolling" but to the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt the mediocre pint sized "musician"

I feeling like an utter cunt today so will bluntroll those twats at work.

by Baldr1ck August 19, 2024