barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die

an old man's lament when asked how ya doin

how ya doin old man? barely alive ...pretty much just waiten to die.

by pussy bee October 28, 2019

Barefoot one sock bandit

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

we bare bears

best show ever, its about 3 adorable little bears growing up and livin' life in the big city.

"wow, i love that show called we bare bears!!!!!"

"wow i would die to go to a live show"

by SkankiestHoeWithAHugeCock May 1, 2018

27 Barebones

A tool for mastering the English language and writing like a civilized person. You may think you know all the rules of English, but you're probably just an idiot that needs to read "The 27 Barebones".

Willard: Alright guys, make sure you read "The 27 Barebones"!

by ishanthebeast February 12, 2012

Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

Bareera

You wouldn't wanna mess with a Bareera. She gets what she wants, But she is also there when you need her. She will never let you down and you wanna hold on to her forever.

That bareera girl is always there for me

by MK_trasalter/humandictionary January 11, 2019

Credence Barebone

Arguably the best character from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

Is also the most adorable cinnamon role, even though he has a less than glamorous haircut.

Most commonly shipped with Graves

"Omg did you see Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone in fantastic beasts!?"
"Yeah he's my favourite character!"

by IEatPancakesAfterDarkOnTues December 29, 2016