Blakely

A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.

Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!

by Broke Back Mountain Guy March 28, 2019

Blakely

Blakely is a crazy, sweet, and caring person. She is amazing to her friends and sometimes her sister, but can be a butt to her family. She is mostly beautiful and kind and an AMAZING dancer.

“Look at that! Blakely is putting her feet over her head!”

by paytonolivia November 10, 2019

blakeley kiss

when someone hawks a loogy into another person's mouth while that person is expecting a kiss.

I went in for the kiss, but then she totally blakeley kissed me.

by mark harmon April 28, 2007

blakely

a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny

blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd

by stephaanieee May 18, 2008

Blakely

Someone who likes animals in a sexual way (mostly cats), and spend hours just to cuddle with them.

Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.

Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.

Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger

by Floyd Destoryer June 23, 2009

Blakely

A dumbass name given by dumbass parents that are trying to be cute.

Her: "My name is Blakely."

Him: "That's a stupid fucking name."

by TheTruthMan3000 May 19, 2020

Blakelynn

The girl whom masterbates to goat porn and confuses almonds and Hershey kiss wrappers

Blakelynn thinks Brendon urine is daddy

by Zowywowza October 22, 2016