by 123toothpaste123 October 4, 2008
The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.
This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.
by LL Cool Ryan November 20, 2006
This is when a male or female licks and sucks the anus of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. While the male or female is licking and sucking the anus the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.
Man: "Oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau"
Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"
Woman: "Yes that would be delightful"
by Dollyrocket July 16, 2011
When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
by luckypork May 5, 2011
"Ugh..what happened last night? I black forest hammed"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Getting black forest hammed!!"
by needy for a weedy shy guy October 12, 2009
An awesome food that you used to love eating but you can't help but think "Robert" When you eat it anymore
Person 1: Hey, what did you eat today?
Person 2: Oh, I had a Black Robert
Person 1: .....
Person 2: I mean..
Person 1: *walks away*
Person 2: Black Forest Burger....
Person 2: Oh, I had a Black Robert
Person 1: .....
Person 2: I mean..
Person 1: *walks away*
Person 2: Black Forest Burger....
by Outre Derek April 29, 2008
by Chuck the Duck February 26, 2011