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non binary ass 

phil gets more non binary ass than a unisex toilet brah
non binary ass by SchwarzenMann October 31, 2022

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Big buff men fighting for a woman against a big buff gay vampire
Dude, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is so gay, I love it!

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

A manga that is well known for its wacky characters, intense action sequences, and insane plot lines. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, written by Hirohiko Araki, is a seven part series that gained most of its popularity in the 90s and is the second longest running manga to date (over 100 volumes and counting).

The story revolves around a protagonist, who has the syllable "jo" in his first and last name, who has to kill an immortal evil that threatens mankind (vampires, gods, ex.) . The series is best known for its references to popular music in America, most of which are the names of characters in the series. Suzi Q, Vanilla Ice, White Snake, ZZ Top, Lisa Lisa, the list goes on.

Today the only thing people remember about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is Dio Brando crushing the shit out of Jotaro with a steam roller while yelling "WRYYY" which is ultimately the best scene in the series but keeps would-be fans from reading anything else in the story.

Anyone new to reading manga or in need of a good classic series should read this.
Of all the volumes in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Volumes 5-12 are my personal favorite. The plot circulates around three gods named Wham, ACDC, and Cars. The protagonist, named Joseph Joestar, teams up with a french man who kills people with soap bubbles and a nazi with a machine gun coming out of his chest to defeat them! I don't remember the rest but you should read it...its that awesome!

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

The essence of the gods, crafted by our lord and saviour "Araki" and gifted to us in the form of media known as "anime"
Weeb 1: Did you see the new episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Weeb 2: Yeah, I can't believe Caesar is dead.

binary rating system 

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.
Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.

Cinema Bizarre 

A german band. Hot guys.

That sums it all up quite nicely.
Cinema Bizarre by An-Tan January 15, 2008