Beetleweed

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

by BIGOSGSM July 31, 2008

Beelzebozo

Alter ego of the late, great comedian Bill Hicks. A bit in which he said he was available for children's parties as an evil clown.

Beelzebozo: Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! Tell me something, who here outta you young'uns has never...watched a skin flick? C'mere, Tommy! See them? Them's titties, hoo-hoo!

Tommy: Mommyyyyyyyyy!

Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!

by jaws1385 November 17, 2009

Green Beetle

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.

Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.

by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021

Beeble

When you forget someone’s name you can call them beeble. A friendly way to tell people you don’t know their name and a great nickname!

“Hey I know you!”
“Oh yeah? Beeble isn’t it?”

by The Superior and The Spesh May 19, 2021

Beetlejuice

The hottest bio-exorcist and the coolest boyfriend I could ever have

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beEEEEeEeEeEeeEeee-cause!

by Broadway boomer April 11, 2020

Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

Beelzemon

One of the Seven Great Demon Lord, representing the Sin of Gluttony. Why he does, no one really know, sense he's skinny as a toothpick. Don't let his toothpick status fool you, he's absolutly badass, with his two guns, the Beren Hena, as his weapons. He gets even more powerful, when he reaches Blast Mode, and becomes even more powerful as Beelzemon X. He stands at the top of the Nightmare Soldiers, and, to be honest, is a bit cocky. He never preys on the weak, though. He will only look for an opponent as strong as himself.

The name's Beelzemon. The top of the nightmare soldiers, and the Demon Lord of Gluttony.

by A Little Piece of Heaven August 5, 2009