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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.
"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

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Be'd the Hell Out 

Past tense of leaving
Me and Zach heard gunshots and Be'd the Hell Out!
Be'd the Hell Out by BEOUT March 11, 2009

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip 

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip
It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

Styles P's Cool Out Would Have To Be Remastered To Rest Everything Back Unto A Decision 

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