bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

Bathroom soup

Eating shrooms in a broth in a bathroom while hiding from people.

Hey let's go eat some bathroom soup.

by Jo6k9er June 24, 2022

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011

bathroom sex

Bathroom sex is when you have sex in the BATH. But more wet and dirty.

Warning might make you horny

I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.

I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.

by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 14, 2017

Bathroom Smother

When someone is in a bathroom stall, and you throw rounds of wet paper towel into the bathroom stall directed at the occupant. The bombardment works better when a group of participants each throw the wet paper towel together, thus smothering the occupant inside the stall. Some may miss, but the majority will hit the occupant.

"guys, kevin is taking a dump. everyone, grab some tissue and wet it under the sink, we are about to bathroom smother him.."

by thelorax11 December 24, 2011

bathroom slut

One who waits around in public or private bathrooms, waiting for men or women to walk in. From then on, the person who enters the lavatory is free to do to said bathroom slut as they please, because a bathroom slut will do anything to a person. Nothing is out of bounds for a bathroom slut, as long as the act stays within the bathroom. After such act is committed, the person that originally entered can leave freely without any ties to the bathroom slut. The bathroom slut now just has to wait for his/her next contender AKA the next person to walk into the bathroom.

Zoe- Oh my god, did you hear about what that bathroom slut did to grandma at that gas station?

Francis- I know, I don't think grandma will be able to walk in a straight line for weeks!

by cenileaura November 28, 2011

Bathroom Spider

(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"

by StinkTaco March 4, 2008