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Matt Barlow

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.
Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.
-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon
by anice_dude July 26, 2019
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barley pop

another name for my good friend "beer"
I'm quite parched and could use another barley pop.
by Steve January 3, 2004
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Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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Barlowen

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.
God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!
by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009
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St ambrose Barlow

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)
Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B
by Moonbob January 18, 2020
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