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cherry bakewell

To stick a bare arse in someone’s face whilst that person is being unwilling pinned to the ground. The act normally leaves smearing of shit on the nose thus being likened to a cherry bakewell cake.
Pin him down and I will give him a cherry bakewell.
by harryBishop1983 December 18, 2021
mugGet the cherry bakewellmug.

Bakewell

When a girl is looking fit af. Often eat them like a cherry bakewell with a can of magners and a fag in ya mouth.
Bozz: some bakewells at this party!
Bennett: want a magners and a fag?
Jaocb: I'll sort out the cherry ;).
by noodleburg April 29, 2019
mugGet the Bakewellmug.

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