Wisconsin Back Burner

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015

Back burner girl

It's the girl who you would possibly like to date if you weren't already attached so you string her along by asking her to do platonic activities.

If Shelly breaks it off with me I always have Nancy, my back burner girl.

by Gettinhorsey May 22, 2016

back burner bitch

when you are going out with someone or trying to get someones attention but they refuse to spend time with you or acknowledge you.

bob, quit treating me like some back burner bitch!
i'm going to have your baby!

betty you are looking a little hefty; you are a back burner bitch! i have a date with mistress sheila.

by aprovecharse December 12, 2008

Back Burner

the back pocket in a pair of Jeans/Trousers where one might keep a wallet

"I've got 73 quid in my Back Burner, and I'm gonna wax the lot! the milky bars are on me!"

by frenchy1892. May 24, 2009

[Back Burner] [Booty]

A potential sexual partner that one keeps interested or stings along, but does not take action on until ready.

She is just my back burner booty, and will be ready if I need her.

by asheville.dude February 4, 2009

back burner

1. a place where you put things you don't have time/money for or have otherwise abandoned.
origin: an urban fire escape where you go and get a sunburn on your back.

"you don't have room for that in your life, you'd better put it on the back burner"

by brap February 5, 2005

Back Burner Bitch

: a woman that a man keeps at a short distance while having a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else. This is usually achieved through casual flirting or other means to lead them on. They are basically on the back burner simmering and can be pulled to the from at any time. It is derived from the term "back burner".

Does your wife know that you have been talking to Brittany? Nah, she is just aback burner bitch in case I get tired of my wife.

by wedontlovedemhoes August 25, 2014