Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

by RocketMan February 3, 2021

Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.

Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!

by QuacksO February 24, 2025