Audioslave

Features all of Rage Against the Machine minus Zach's hard hitting lyrics. Got a already famous former lead singer of Soundgarden (who gives a fuck what his name is) anyways got a famous singer so they could make a bunch of money while making shitty music

Tom: Hey seattle shit rock dude wanna join our new band so we can get noticed in the media and sell a shitload of cds?
Soundgarden guy: yeah ill make your music extra shitty lets do it

by march of death April 17, 2005

Audioserved

What happens when you hit a gray car near the end of a song, after you've just done a full no gray run on Ninja Mono, on Audiosurf.

Usually happens on a run when you end up getting no grays on a song (which you've never done before).

Man: I did so well until the end which is when I got Audioserved.

by CustardZegtGa January 5, 2010

Advance AutoSlave

A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.

An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"

by tractionless March 3, 2011

Audio Slave

Driving recklessly, extremely fast and with no regards for any traffic laws what so ever. More points are awarded for more dangerous and technical maneuvers: passing on the shoulder, speed in excess of 120mph, and cutting across 3 or more lanes of traffic to make a gap.

Other forms: audio slavin, audio slaved, audio slavage
In reference to the Audio Slave music video "Show me how to live"

"Dude it only took me 15 minutes to get here."
"Weren't you like 30 minutes away?"
"Ya well I decided to Audio Slave it!"

or

"Dude I was audio slaving on my way here and passed like 4 cars on the shoulder doing 140mph!"

by Brian Wright January 16, 2008