Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

Asseater

Someone who eats a fuck ton of ass

Dude, Matt is such an asseater

by Cammed out December 17, 2018

asseater

someone who sucks up (their ass) to people, Often with Educators or at the Workplace

A:have you seen john and the teacher? B:Yeah, he's such an asseater

by effyoncoke February 7, 2021

Asswater

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.

Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.

by joetazunawife November 6, 2021

Asshatery

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023

stop this asshatery

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.

Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way

by hi i'm a asshat August 24, 2022