Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off
John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.
by Assoverteakettle July 02, 2013
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ANUS over ASS

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.
"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!
by the2ndflood July 27, 2008
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Over Ass Wiper

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion
Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...
by Jigga Jae January 18, 2006
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Bend Back Over Ass

To bend back over ass is to put in a lot of effort into something. Sometimes not receiving any sense of completion or gratitude for your actions.
Tyrone: I bend back over ass for my team that can't do shit and we still lost.
Bruce: well sometimes you gotta just try harder.
by BigWillieHaver74 February 10, 2018
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An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
by Boyzkang Crudz January 21, 2012
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Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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ass over teacup

ass over teacup (adj.), another way to say head over heels
That Sev dude was really ass over teacup over Jan Strazdes and Val Mcdonald!!
by Sevzilla738 September 18, 2023
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