asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle

Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus

by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015

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asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

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ascara • Asparagus • asparapiss • Ashara • Asmara • asparagus head • asscara • asparagussy • asaraya • Ascar

asparagust

The smell that wafts back at you while you wee, after eating asparagus.

"I shouldn't have eaten those greens last night Dave! I got got a serious backdraft of asparagust!!"

by dnc1984 February 12, 2014

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asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

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Astara

Pronounced uh-star-ah.

The illuminated one. The star on the highest hill.

Derived from ASTRA and OSTARA the greek goddess of spring and fertility. The maiden aspect of the threefold goddess.

Astara

by etherealdivision November 23, 2011

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Asara is the type of girl that would date a Jordan she usually is very popular and can date any guy she wants .shes loyal,respectful,kind and she is very attractive from a scale fo 1 to 10 she is a 1000 ,she has a amazing body and personality.

1.i wish i was asara she gets the best looking guys
2.asara is so beautiful i wish i could date her.

by Football7444 September 29, 2020

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