hairy artifact

A fossilized sexual organ covered in cat hair due to sleeping with a Maine coon on New Years Eve in Maine

Hey girl you wanna see my hairy artifact? It's hung in my living room.

by mainehoes January 1, 2014

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existant thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

ARTIFACT

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT

ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"

by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021

artifact luck

absolute nonsense and non-existent thing

good artifact luck? forget about it

by DefaultNon April 13, 2021

Prehistoric Artifact

A term for the 46th President of the United States, Joe Biden.

"Shut the fuck up Joe, you Prehistoric Artifact. Stop raping those monkeys and pay some attention to your hoe wife who sleeps with 20 year olds. Joe you racist fag hoe bitch nobody likes you kill yourself kanye for president trump for vice president and hillary clintin should get hanged and bumraped.

by donald trump, obama, and biden April 18, 2023