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Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.
coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)
by pigLoverr April 29, 2009
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Answer Pimp

A smart guy at school who gives the answers to all the hot girls. Which will result in all the hot girls in the class crowding around his desk.
Jock: Hey where's my girlfriend, were supposed to work together.
Friend: She's with all the other hot girls, crowded around that answer pimp.
by Your mom in a thong bikini October 14, 2007
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answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.
The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.
by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015
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answer the call

Helping out a bro in need. Putting the bros of bros before thee hoes.
Answer the call is helping a bro out that is in need without hesitation.
Doug needed help to beat Nicole in monopoly so Brandon answered the call and gave him money.
by Doug Brandon and Damen November 28, 2014
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rhetorical answer

An answer to a rhetorical question, what is asked to make a point, which is answered to make a point.
"Oh, please. Everyone's always on about the children. I've already tried leaving them alive, but all they do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge, usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish. But then who's the villain?"
"Y- you."
"N- no, that was a rhetorical question."
"And I gave you a rhetorical answer."
by i can feel you slipping October 21, 2015
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Yahoo! Answers

"Yahoo! Answers" is Yahoo! Inc.'s solution to the average person's unformatted search engine questions. It allows Yahoo! E-Mail holders to ask any number of pointed questions, such as, "What is wrong with my vagina?" or "How can we stop Jaden Smith?" as well as, "Who is the President of France?" and, "No seriously, wtf is wrong with my vagina?"

Users can then receive answers from Yahoo! E-Mail "point seekers" - a special brand of people who try to answer as many questions as possible, then voting their own questions as the "Best Answer" in order to gain a delusive sense of Yahoo! internetz seniority. Because of an unparalleled level of quality control in the review of questions, users can generally expect their questions to be answered incorrectly or - with luck - answered unintelligibly.
"Yahoo! Answers" Question: What steps can I take to fix my own cell phone?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters: Why bother? Throw that sh*t out and get a new one! Problem solved, bitch. Next question!
100% 1 Vote
by MagicalWhiffle July 3, 2011
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Yahoo Answers

1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.

2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.

3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.

4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.

5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?

Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?

Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?

Guy: What do you like to do for fun?

Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.

Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?

Girl: Actually, I don't.
by yahootroll888 February 19, 2009
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