The often nervous act of fucking someone/something in an upstairs room while trying to be quiet because you don't want anyone to hear you downstairs.
by Stephani Scrape March 21, 2011
by Otidi June 20, 2010
When you hide your girlfriend away from your friends and family for an awkwardly long amount of time into the relationship.
by BubbleButt114 October 28, 2014
The act of masterbation in which any noise louder than that of a pen scratching on paper is deemed unacceptable, in reference to Anne Franks diary. Rhyming slang for the word "wank", and the act differs only in audible subtlety.
by MyraHarold November 03, 2013
Having sex in an attic.
by Scott St. Cloud March 25, 2008
A small room or attic located in a home. Also a verb describing the act of placing things in an attic.
by TheeFORDO December 23, 2009
When someone abuses the purpose of texting by writing his or her life story every time they text you and confuses texting with a dear diary entry.
"Listen Anne Frank, I just wanted to know whether or not you were coming with us to the movies. A yes or no would have worked just fine."
by REmilio February 10, 2014