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jennifer aniston

A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).

For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.

In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.

She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
I seriously think people need their eyes examined if they think she's gorgeous. She's dog ugly!!
by ps March 21, 2005
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Angst

Angst, often confused with anxiety, is a transcendent emotion in that it combines the unbearable anguish of life with the hopes of overcoming this seemingly impossible situation. Without the important element of hope, then the emotion is anxiety, not angst. Angst denotes the constant struggle one has with the burdens of life that weighs on the dispossessed and not knowing when the salvation will appear.
An airplane crashes into the side of a remote snow-covered mountain; those passengers that worry about their lives without hopes of survival only face anxiety. In contrast, those passengers who worry about their lives with hopes of survival but do not know when the rescue party will arrive face angst.

In my angst, anger, and anguish, I lived and died. – M.O.A.
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Angtoria is a Black/Gothic/Symphonic Metal band composed of British singer Sarah Jezebel Deva, Swedish brothers Chris Rehn, Tommy Rehn, Dave Pybus, and John Henriksson, .
Angtoria is an insanely awesome band, they rock!
by _Tammy_ August 29, 2007
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soukoku angst

Have you read Athina's new soukoku angst?
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Downton Angsty

Feelings of sadness and despair brought on by finishing the third season of Masterpiece Theater's Downton Abbey.
James felt Downton Angsty and couldn't stop crying after finishing Downton Abbey.
by The Dowager Countess February 17, 2013
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Angstbucket

A derogatory term for one who is overly emo.

A person who will not stop whining about how full of shit their life is, and refuses to cheer up even a little.
Damn, he's a bucket full of angst.

Yeah, that damn angstbucket.

Stop your crying, angstbucket!
by Lupeness March 17, 2006
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angst monkey

1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.
1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!
by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 17, 2004
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