anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008

analglaucoma

a false forseen condition typically used as an excuse for a sick day

Tom: hey boss Ive got analglaucoma
boss: what is that? are you ok?
Tom : I am ok but I can see my ass wont be at work tomorrow

by 2EYEFISHCLAW October 20, 2006