quick as a jew dropping money

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.

i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor

by pop November 21, 2004

ur nephew a jew

One of the most devastating insults of all time. God himself fears the power of this insult. Only to be used in extreme circumstances. This insult is so devastating it can't even be returned by No u.

1. ur mum gay lol
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes

by canadianboi May 14, 2018

Noah is a jew

Noah is a stinky dirty bitch

That dude is really noah is a Jew right now

by Wowowowoowwwowowoww September 3, 2022

Pulling a Jew

when you make someone pay you back for a small favor, monetarily speaking.

"Hey i bought you a soda last week, pay me back!" "hey man stop pulling a jew"

by 1230956736 August 22, 2009

Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

You smell like a jew

Roccoj22 always smells like a jew

And (im ur local binman) and (a wet fart) = GOD

rocco mate you smell like a jew

by Racistnegro69 April 25, 2021

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008