kebab dropped on a barber's floor

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007

Doing a barber

To be lazy and oversleep to miss/nearly miss an important event.

"Yo bitches, where is james?"

"That motherfucker did a barber this morning."

by Windus May 20, 2005

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

Pulling a Barber

Going home to workout in one's basement after work on a Friday instead of going straight to the bars.

Dave is pulling a Barber tonight.

by JayDJayD January 15, 2011

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Pulling a barber

When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber

He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber

by Blueman194 November 5, 2020

Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"

Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.

by whistletotim November 22, 2021