Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).

-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

take a bite out of her apple

the eat of her vaginal orifice - rambo

"im glad Alexis is a clean girl, id love to take a bite out of her apple!" -rambo

by -rambo September 17, 2014

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Euphemism for Fucking Your friends Mum In The Face

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?

by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021