Zark

A scrub, dipshit or otherwise useless and moronic idiot, potentially worthy of getting their ass beat.

If that zark keeps talk shit he’s going to get laid out.

by Lonny the Big Dicked Bastard November 7, 2022

Zarked

Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.

"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"

by SpectacularCr0w March 24, 2023

Zark

The act of masturbating inside of a cheese grater.

Tommy just is in the hospital from zarking

by Agent Spine March 10, 2025

Zark

A word to describe when you're the person who is roman atwood.

GUYS GUYS!!!! Zark.

by Dylan Smets March 10, 2025

Zark

The word that me and my friends came up with while we were bored, said when surprised

Zark, how did I miss the bus.

by Mymy09 February 25, 2022