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lock up your daughters 

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter
When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement 

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

national transfer money to your daughters account day 

April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.
Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?

Mom: oh... sure I guess!