Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.
This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.
by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021
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Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.
Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.
by vwhowrad August 17, 2018
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Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"
by Confooshus October 11, 2017
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yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound
the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy
by c.adkinson January 17, 2017
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yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."
by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003
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Yankee Doodle

What happens to a yankee when they find themselves alone in a small southern town.
Randy decided to stop at a convenience store in New Salem for a cup of java on his way back from New York. Upon returning to his vehicle, he found it surrounded by a bunch of 'Good Old Boys'. He was escorted out behind the wood pile where they "Yankee Doodled" poor old Randy. Needless to say, Randy never visited New Salem again.
by Alex Marconi November 3, 2007
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yankee doodle dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
"She gave me a handjob but it was a yankee doodle dandy for sure."
by Captain Genki September 6, 2020
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