whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.

Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster

by elizor09 May 1, 2021

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

your chocolate tastes like caca

A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA

Yo, look at this chocolate I have
Me: your chocolate tastes like caca

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

taste your braces

To taste one’s braces means to make out with someone who has braces, pretty self explanatory.

Person 1: Hey person 3, person 2 wants to taste your braces!
Person 2: oh shut the fuck up, person 1.
Person 3: I’m down
Person 2: oh okay then
(This actually happened with a group of friends irl but spoilers, no making out actually happened)

by qveenhopeless May 6, 2018

I like your music taste

an alternative for one or more of the following:
1) Literally kiss me. I don’t think I've seen anyone as attractive as you before
2) I think the music you listen to is cool!

Example of usage 1:
Me: Hey what music do you listen to?
My crush: Oh you know, Clairo, Mitski, The Neighborhood, The 1975. Artists like that
Me: I like your music taste :))

Example of usage 2:
My friend: Yeah I just started listening to this new band. It’s really cool!
Me: Dude I like your music taste!

by Nolan <3 December 14, 2021

i want to taste your ribs. : - |

i want to taste your ribs, very obvious. originally found in the game Roblox JToH Pit of Misery Citadel of Infinite Void on Floor 11, a sign says i want to taste your ribs : - |

hey! i want to taste your ribs. : - | they seem very good you know?

by solastroid the furry December 14, 2023