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The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"
Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK
by K9123 August 16, 2024
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It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.
“You’re a fat bitch
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up
by Mirinat October 14, 2018
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It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013
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A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.
Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs
by Forggirl December 15, 2019
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.
Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!
by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012
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